Ultimutt Doggie Designs
Serving the West Michigan area: Spring Lake, Fruitport, Coopersville, Muskegon & Surrounding Cities.
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10 Reasons Why Your Dog's Haircut Costs More Than Yours.
1. You don't go for 8 weeks and NEVER wash or brush your hair.
2. Your hairdresser doesn't have to CARRY you back and forth, kicking and screaming to the sink.
3. Your hairdresser doesn't wash and clean your rear end and give you a sanitary trim !.
4. Your hairdresser doesn't clean your ears.
5. Your hairdresser doesn't have to remove the boogies from your eyes.
6. You sit still. You don't bite & scratch your hairdresser.
7. Your hair cut doesn't include a manicure and pedicure.
8. Your hairdresser only washes and cuts hairs on your head.
9. You don't decide to do an Operatic Solo at the top of your lungs and encourage all the other patrons
to join in !
10. The likehood of you peeing or pooping while your hair is being cut is slim.
2. Your hairdresser doesn't have to CARRY you back and forth, kicking and screaming to the sink.
3. Your hairdresser doesn't wash and clean your rear end and give you a sanitary trim !.
4. Your hairdresser doesn't clean your ears.
5. Your hairdresser doesn't have to remove the boogies from your eyes.
6. You sit still. You don't bite & scratch your hairdresser.
7. Your hair cut doesn't include a manicure and pedicure.
8. Your hairdresser only washes and cuts hairs on your head.
9. You don't decide to do an Operatic Solo at the top of your lungs and encourage all the other patrons
to join in !
10. The likehood of you peeing or pooping while your hair is being cut is slim.
